somebody call a fuckin' doctor

Last played 15 hours ago

8-9
Record: 47.06%
Win rate

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Gathering somebody call a fuckin' doctor's full match history. Until it's in, these stats only count games we've seen since October 20, 2026.

Items in their inventory when the game ended, across 17 games.

Item	Games	Of all games	Win rate
Essence Distiller	16	94.1%	50.0%
Magic Wand	11	64.7%	36.4%
Blink Dagger	10	58.8%	50.0%
Boots of Speed	9	52.9%	22.2%
Consecrated Wraps	7	41.2%	85.7%
Arcane Boots	6	35.3%	83.3%
Dust of Appearance	5	29.4%	40.0%
Sentry Ward	3	17.6%	66.7%
Force Staff	2	11.8%	50.0%
Eul's Scepter of Divinity	2	11.8%	50.0%
Iron Branch	2	11.8%	0.0%
Observer and Sentry Wards	2	11.8%	0.0%
Ogre Axe	2	11.8%	0.0%
Point Booster	2	11.8%	0.0%
Desolator	1	5.9%	100.0%
Lotus Orb	1	5.9%	100.0%
Hurricane Pike	1	5.9%	100.0%
Crimson Guard	1	5.9%	100.0%
Maelstrom	1	5.9%	100.0%
Aether Lens	1	5.9%	100.0%
Shawl	1	5.9%	0.0%
Healing Lotus	1	5.9%	0.0%
Observer Ward	1	5.9%	0.0%
Spirit Vessel	1	5.9%	0.0%
Boots of Travel	1	5.9%	0.0%
Staff of Wizardry	1	5.9%	0.0%
Infused Raindrops	1	5.9%	0.0%
Great Healing Lotus	1	5.9%	0.0%